His life, Her Life, My Life, Our Lives and Their Lives.

New Baby

2010-01-08T02:05:00.002+08:00

Baby! :)

Well, just so you know, my latest boyfriend happens to be somebody 15 years younger. :)

Guilt

2010-01-03T00:21:00.002+08:00

12.20am

today wasnt good.

in fact i woke up feeling really terrible.

i woke up with chicken pox.

only to find out they were only 9 miserable pimples.

:(

diagnosis: dehydration lah ni.

treatment: ors hahahahaha joke. ( cause of depression i treated myself to mcd, fries oh so sinful fries, onion ring as supper omg, and fried prawns now can you stab with with a pencil)

the real treatment was: mahjong.

sigh. time for quarantine i guess.

have been out too much.

mixed feelings taking over my emotions. damn.

hardcore jogged for the past hour. ( that was out of guilt hahahahha)

i feel better now.

(:

i feel like talking to myself again hahahaha wtf haih whats the purpose of blogging haihs -.-

2010

2010-01-01T03:57:00.002+08:00

Its 2010.

Its 4am now.

I'm very energetic.

I'm supposed to have a loooong list of new year resolutions.

But all I did was.. reminiscing.

Oops.

2009 was a heaven of a year.

Thick and thin, ups and downs.

Fell in love, fell out of love.

Been through hell, shit happens.

Once memories, always were.

( knn why am i poeting wtf)

One thing,

I guess I didn't grow up at all after so much.

FML.

So i NEED those resolutions!

Er perhaps tomorrow?

So long, blissful 2009! I'll miss everything and everyone who dropped by my life and casted a diference. You know who you are, people! :)

To my kena barred from examinations incident - i learnt that resit wasn't that bad after all. at least i enjoyed my errrr morning sleep while everyone else was in the examination hall panicking away.

To my bidding few of my super bff farewell incident - awww i've learnt to cope with life being miles away from several super close girlfriends and boyfriend ( Yu Jie, Vivian, Jin Chen, Rachel), life sucks without you darlings but SO GLAD U GUYS ARE BACK NYEYEYEHEHEHEHE ( except rachel nge wtf)

To my brown hair incident hahahaha - err my black roots are faithfully growing back again and its RUINING my head wtf. can somebody sponser me dye :(

To my colored contacts era wtf - never gonna go back for acuvue hahahahahaa. i love big iris contacts now! :)

To whatever else which happened in 2009 - don't worry you were blogged down at jessie240490.blogspot. history jotted down forever. (:

To my ex boyfriend - i'm glad you came and dropped by my 2009. i had fun baking cake and being a clumsy gf who forgets about most things.

To my family - 19th year spent with you folks. nothing else i can say already wtf.

To my friends ( too many so can I errr group all of you together wtf - this includes 160, kys, housemates, coursemates, random friends from here and there wtf omg i feel so fu him but cannot- this is gonna take me forever) - can't tell how much i cherish our friendship. i can be very demanding and ignorant at times, i beg for your forgiveness. hereby i wish you peeps the best of everything and thanks for always being there for me.

To God - You were always there for me, looking at me, blessing me with such wonderful people to cheer and tear with. Couldn't ask for anything else better. Thanks and Amen!

( this post is kinda cheesy but whatever lah hahahahhahaa at least im typing without boundaries im likin it again! )

Yu Jie

2009-12-31T01:59:00.004+08:00

hahahahahahahhaha.

to the girl who facebook msg me everyday and misses me more than anyone else in the world ( as far as I'm concerned) though being miles away in Melbourne

to the girl who knows exactly what kind of caption Tee I like ( unlike silly boys who get me MALE CUTTING XS SIZE OF JAY JAY CAPTION TEE hahahahha)

to the girl who reads my mind and knows exactly how 'pek cek' I am whenever I start frowning

to the girl who listens to every single teeny weeny bit of my rants and never get bored of it

to the girl who listens attentively to every stupid lame incidents that happened ( perhaps you might think that she's a super bored loser now THINK AGAIN *defends for bestie wtf

to the girl whom I adore dearly

Ong Yu Jie

you effing left teenhood.

happy birthday.

ps: i was so reluctant to blog again but heaven, this is for you, friend.

we'll clear off all the promises on the list one by one! slow and steady k! :D we have nothing but time wtf.

much loves.

from the girl who bothers you 24/7 and texts you so much till you reply 'i lazy to sms la' :(

( ok i sound like an ultimate loser now hahahahaha seriously do i even have a reputation now)

oklah short update now stop complaining of the lack of updates wtf. the author very busy ok. seriously damn tired jor coz its the boss's birthday today ( i boycott sushi tei from today on) and we got stuck in a tremendous traffic outside midvalley today. had an awesome lunchie with desiraeleven.blogspot at bangsar village today wtf. now talk about satisfaction. :))))))) ( smile until cannot shut my mouth wtf)

tvb then bedtime.

it's been a while

2009-12-28T20:24:00.002+08:00

It's been a while

HARLOWS!

Gosh it has been a tiring Christmas! From strotting down busy Orchard Road to flashing 1000000 mega watt smile at cameras for like 38349390 times a day, from drinking and kap-ing chai at Clark Quay to playing Poker and Showhand till the wee hours of morning ( wtf that was for Day 1 & 2 only wtf), I AM BACK! :D

Gone and back to Malacca over the weekends before Christmas.

Eating out, yum cha session, drinking session, camwhore session, and not to mention endless shopping.

My fatigue level is like, MAXIMUMMMM! Yet I don't feel lethargic at alll... YET.

I want to jog away my adipose, CUT DOWN SERIOUSLY on eating and CONTINUE PARTAYING!

Meanwhile, stay tunedddddd folks. :d

Blessed I am, honey!

Notes #3

2009-12-23T01:34:00.002+08:00

i'm exhausted.

but i don't want the fun to stop.

i feel the void every now and then.

maybe i should blog some other day.

this is for those who don't follow me on facebook ( cheh wah i aint no Taylor Swift wtf), i'm alive peeps.

tomorrow's da judgement day.

i wanna pass my preclinical exam.

then go Orchard Road party til my lingeries drop wtf.

K bye.

Merry Christmas in advance. :)

I'm Nothing Without Eu Yan Sang and Caffein

2009-12-15T20:12:00.004+08:00

I'm Nothing Without Eu Yan Sang and Caffein

Hollllla! Pardon the few days hiatus because the author has just went on a free vacation to Hell wtf.

Sigh I've one and a half more paper to go before I officially pass out wtf.

Like I desperately need to let my poop out after exam wtf or i'll die of.. poop toxicity wtf.

I'm currently living the London time now right here in KL wtf I guess all the circadial rhythms of my hormones have gone haywire. Sigh.

Staying up through lonely nights is horrendous. Watching the break of dawn everyday was never my thing - I guess people change.

I can't stand this sleep-2-hours-a-day-kan-cheong-over-forgetting-facts-putting-on-specs-24/7-till-theres-these-2-freaking-grooves-medial-to-my-eyes-lifestyle anymore.

T_______T

I wanna work out, get tanned and get a dermal piercing! *goes wild wtf

By the way, today's paper was crap. T___T *bawls*

I have so many things to blog about! Laters!

2009-12-11T05:28:00.002+08:00

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Apa ni wtf

The 3 Folks

2009-12-10T04:12:00.003+08:00

These are one of the 3 folks I adore most in life.

Hahahha Daddy Mummy and Jan. :) - ( mum studied hardcore ok hahahah)

I'm nothing without them boohoo.

Behind the scenes!!!!

Hello no thats not me graduating haha. I WISH.

Paparazzi shot wtf.

Walao kay poh father trying on robes as well hahahahahahhaha.

Yes I pulled an I-Curled-My-Hair joke hahahhaa. It wasn't permanent. :P

Pre shooting make-up hahahah. :D

Gosh I'm so fed up of studying already. :S

Oops, see, cortisol overflowing wtf.

Where Are You Now

2009-12-09T19:16:00.002+08:00

Where Are You Now - by Honor Society ( check it out or regret)

Typical pop song but it meant a lot. To me at least. Check those lyrics out. :)

I know we'll never see those days again

And things will never be that way again

But that's just how it goes

People change but I know

I won't forget you

- Honor Society

Oi, I miss High School lar! :D

I ought to be studying

2009-12-08T04:45:00.003+08:00

VINCENT WONG!

*swoooooons* cute mou!

Too bad, hes not someone I know of T________________T

Hahahahaha now stop saying I'm a lam yan freak wtf. I saw this cute looking guy in Born Rich so I dug out his profile wtf. Sorry la I'm stalker like that hahaha.

Name: Vincent Wong 王浩信

Others: Forgot hahahahaha wtf.

I'm feeling exactly like this:

STRESSED UP SIA.

Finals Finals Finals. I feel like quiting. Can't afford to fail this time. T_T

Fellow friends facing the same problem, no worries, I prepared you this.

Haih, don't bang till hematoma or whatever intracranial haemorage come and blame me.

BANG AT OWN RISK.

Levator palpebrae superioris getting weaker. I'll feed on anti depressant pills tomorrow. :(

Bitching

2009-12-06T05:09:00.004+08:00

Farking insomnic. Blogging from bed. I think I've got tuberculosis. I see blood in sputum. Very bad prognosis.

I need to know when am I dying. Ive got regrets.

I'm not gonna tell you what are my regrets. Finals in a weeks time. God knows if I can pass this time.

Wasn't productive at all today. This is crap. I slack too much. But I'm not feeling good.

My vagina's bleeding. My usual cramps drive me up the wall. Nothing aches more than the heart. I fucking have sam si now. Talk about wrong timing.

Anyway I fucking wanna die hard party after exams. Alcohol caffein tobacco, you name it.

Fuck lah liddat also you believe. Mom if you're reading this I'm just joking.

I'm mad at some people. I wanna bitch all I want now. Then I can sleep in peace.

I hate mushy mushy lovey dovey blog posts. Or at least don't let me read it. Nabeh nobody wants to know how much was the Coach bag your boyfriend gave you nor am I interested in seeing pictures of 2 fucking beh pai seh people french kissing. Fucking over can.

Stop talking in the oh-so-kawaii-neh-tone to me. Soli bun siu zeh donoo hao to tok bak in that tone to you nehhh.

I hate copycats. All the copycats in this world may you rest in peace. Don't try to immitate my writings/my sense of fashion/humour/whatever. You're a BORE.

Flirt. Define flirt. Knn I give you 2 situations.

Case 1: Talking to a boring-looking guy.

He's just a friend.

Case 2: Talking to a good- looking guy.

Man, that girl's flirting with him!

Case 3: Talkng to a supah hot guy. Somebody like Nate. ( extra situation so dump people like you get a clearer picture of it)

She's trying to seduce him.

What lah. Just because a guy looks better ( and probably is more popular) than the other, PEOPLE start judging you as a big flirt. And when you talk to a geek its not flirt.

-_-

So silly.

Anyway. Ok done with bitching. Now I feel nice. Aaaah. Wait, not completely. ( once again Mum if you're reading this I AM JUST KIDDING I JUST NEED TO BITCH IT OUT. No tobacco no nothing k. Don't ground me)

I just need to go shopping.

And more facial and eyebag treatments.

Ah. I don't feel good now. Nightmares everyday. I dreamt I killed someone last night. And got away with it. The cops didnt suspect a thing. I'll blog about this some other time. My mind is terribly invaded. By random thoughts and philosophies. At least I know some of my friends do agree with me. So bombarded with crap. Study week is crap. Somebody bring me to Ampang Look Out Point. I need to yell my lungs out.

I'm officially missing you. :( I despise you for the ignorance and disappearance. I despise myself even more for letting you go. Nobody understands. Whatever.

Blue Flu

2009-12-04T01:53:00.004+08:00

Blue Flu

Aaaaah. Nice. I love the feeling of moisten tau foo fah skin after 20 minutes of facial mask.

Oh anyway! hello peeps.

T____________T

I'm very super depressed now.

Because now I'm voiceless ( severe sorethroat), tasteless ( I ate Tim Tams ( by Yu Jie!) and I tasted NOTHING) and VERY VERY SICK.

T_T

My taste buds are all gone.

I attacked a plate of dark, starchy, sizzling Hokkien Mee promptly after it was served only to find that it tastes like... maggie without preservatives wtf. It was completely tasteless.

Now I know how diligent my taste buds were previously. I'll learn to cherish you all more, now, COME BACK! I DEMAND YOU PEOPLE TO STOP MOGOKING AND WORK FOR YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS NOW!

T_T Whats life if all you taste everyday equals to plain water. Famous amous cookies taste worse than soda biscuits, apple juice taste like pipe water wtf.. so you get the picture.

I hate my life now. Now I know why hospitals don't serve good food. Cause the patients don't get to taste them also! Give dragon meat also they duno how to appreciate wtf.

Ok crap toxicity again.

No I don't hate my life if its just tasteless like that. It's freaking lifeless too. Damn it.

I have a fucking guilt to overcome myself before going out for a yum cha at Spicy. ( in fact this happened several times already wtf WEI it takes up a lot of determination to overcome the Guilt one ok. Its like the devilish me saying 'your friends are waiting for you' and the angelic me goes 'no, no there's always another time' GOD I think I'll be the most decisive person on Earth after finals wtf.

I have to constantly look at the watch to see how fast time flies and how slow the thickness of my piles of notes get thinner.

I am very annoyed by myself everytime I get distracted with two million kinds of thoughts while cramming.

Clark Quay. Our unfinished Tequila with Keat Sin. Oh I've got a new dress to wear to club. Christmas gifts for the lovely people. Bible verses to be written to cards. Blog about the freaking lizard. Blog about something which is currently pissing me off ( laters). Jay Chou. Buy eye masks. Buy curlers. Dye hair. Bring mummy to the Face Shop. Shopping. Shopping. Shopping. Shopping. Shopping. Shopping. Shopping. Freak broke jor, work. Then shop. Then work. Then shop. Then

OK YOU GET THE IDEA DONT YOU.

My mind rockets 450 million miles away from the spot I sat on to some other universes besides Milky Way while my faithful eyeballs would be staring at one page after another.

Had my haircut yesterday. Jing Ling said I looked like an ape when my brown hair falls off. ROFLS. I hate to admit this but, I DO look like some kind of chimpanzee wtf. A pretty chimpanzee perhaps. -.-

SO the highlight for today is. QUEEN YU JIE IS BACK!

HAHAHAHAhA. No idea why am I addressing her queen. But she came back with so many lovely souvenirs and tidbits for us i HAVE TO CALL HER QUEEN. Awwwwww. :) I loved everything she brought back for me!!!!! :D Nougats, tee, chocolates, honey ( how can she predict I have sorethroat! - I didn't even tell her!)

Had a super contented dinner with her mother and the rest of our girls. Awwww. Very very happy indeed. Though the food tasted all the same to me - sorry I didn't dare to comment on this because it was all my flu's fault! I'm sure those sotongs and fish tasted awesome but T____T *bawls*

Roars.

So nice having my girl back. :DDDDD

Ok actually I wanted to blog about something really annoying but I guess it has to be postponed. Because the fucking medicine I took just now is working now I'm feeling so drowsy.

Today will be the day I switch back to my anti-Owl mode. I've been living life like an owl the past few days. Trust me it was horrendous. More about it laters.

So much to say, so little time!

Greetings from Lee Jin Chen

2009-11-30T04:07:00.007+08:00

ANG MOH LANG wtf
( editted by Jessie in red)

Mr Lee Jin Chen hacked into my blogger and guest blogged, to my horror. hahahaha. didnt have time to edit because I was SICK LIKE A DOG WTF.

You saw it on the tv, you saw it on the street. Come on, you know how fucking cool it is to be an ang moh. Ang moh guys all sibeh tall and handsome, wear ultraman sunglasses walk on the street, like chick magnet like that. Ang moh girls even more powerful wtf. The blonde hair and big boobs never fails to get people’s attraction one. Now, you ever wonder how being an ang moh would be? Being in ang moh land for 10 months, lemme tell you how being an ang moh would be like. An insider’s point of view wtf.

Well, if I were ang moh, I would be supa tall, supa leng zai, with a supaaaa big down there (you know how ang mohs are famous with there big batang) wtf. I would’ve probably looked like this:

HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF LAH Y U STEAL MY NATE ARCHIBALD!

Hahahaha so sibeh yeng right. You ever wonder how the world is so unfair. I always wake up blaming my mom for my shit face when I looking into the mirror wtf, but the ang mohs have so sibeh good genes no matter how bad they look, they still look good. Oh but then good genes don’t guarantee good taste la. Go ask XiaXue’s bf why instead of a leng lui ang moh, he go and find a fat asian chick hahaha.

If I were ang moh, I can do any dangerous stunts. Why?? Because when they reach 18, they got a fuking youwontdieavirgin cert from the dad already, do crazy stunts die also nevermind. You know hor in Aussie, they got this Schoolies week, where graduates from high school get to places like Surfer’s Paradise to errr celebrate for a whole week after their ang moh SPM. ( ANG MOH SPM HAHAHAHAHAHHAA) When I say celebrate its not like go sing k, watch movie celebrate weih. Tens of thousands of ang moh graduates swarm into the place, just to party til they drop, drink til they get drunk, and take drugs til they fuck strangers around wtf. I’ve been there, and trust me when I say its really supa crazy supa steamy supa hot. You have to be there. So you see, they get paid by their parents to go to a beach to find fuck, how cool is that wtf.

If I were ang moh, I would’ve seen boobies like a thousand times already. I been to Bondi Beach the other day, and I saw this:

Well, something like that, but without the white colour things. Hahaha they are interesting to see at first, but then after awhile you’ll get kinda sien. Coz every of them looks almost the same, they look just like char siew paus, only substituting the char siew with milk I guess.

And they weren’t as interesting as I thought they should be, or maybe im turning gay. Anyway, hahaha we saw this ang moh who got her boobs so over-tanned, it looked more like siew pau.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA OMG IM FALLING OFF THE CHAIR

Hahaha stop tanning already!!!! Your breasts are burnt, overcooked!!!

If I were ang moh, I would be supaaa polite. You know here hor, when someone’s blocking my way at the supermarket when I’m pushing a trolley, I would say excuse me. The ang moh will say, oh sorry, there you go. I’ll reply thank you with a smile. Then the ang moh will say, no worries. So peaceful right? When you’re at the zebra crossing, the ang mohs, even if they’re driving lambo, will stop for you to cross the road one. In Malaysia, Nobody ever gives a fuck about zebra crossing. If you ever cross the road slow slow, the next thing you know, you got honked like shit by a car. Then the driver wind down the window, points a fucking middle finger at you and say: “Ooi you chee bye la you, cross road watch car la kaninia eh. Now you block lim peh’s way how to settle first? Diu!” That is, if you’re lucky. If you’re unlucky, you wont hear CB or KNN, a car will fucking run you over. Reverse. Run you over again, then the driver spits saliva on your dead body.

Eh but then ang moh points middle finger sibeh cool weih hahaha im racist like that.

And the If I were ang moh list goes on forever.

But I’m no ang moh. So I’m rude like this and I look like shit. wtf

But because I’m no ang moh, I get to know the leng luiest girl, the bestest friend in the world, wtf I mean in Asia (compare with ang moh sure lose no, eyes see). It’s funny, but If I were ever given the choice again, I’m sure I’ll choose the not ang moh one, just to get to know THE Jessie again. =) *tearful eyes*

Though I’m pretty sure she would’ve been a lot happier if I’m a leng zai ang moh typing away here fml. (SO SO SO TRUE BABEHHHH!)

JC ( which stands for Jin Chen and not me by the way)

Nicely written, i'm very well entertained hahahaha. you need to guest blog more lah Mr Asian. :P

Sold Out For Jesus

2009-11-26T18:19:00.010+08:00

Sold Out For Jesus

Today's Daily Bread bottomline is: Confession opens the door to thanksgiving.

I know I haven't been giving thanks for days T_T

*

Anyway! hallo for still reading me! I know what I write everyday is crap -___- i feel really really really inferior about it *looks down* but i don't know why this whole crap typing issue gives me a gush of satisfaction and amusement wtf so i'm still doing it till i pass out wtf.

Gees, I wanna blog about all the unblogged stuffs! Here we go all randomized wtf.

Field Trip to Health Care Clinic at Kelana Jaya. ( scheduled in our SCC module where we were supposed to 'visit' places like clinics, spas, factories and do reports on Occupational Health, bla bla TCM bla bla yalah all the stuffs you prolly dont wanna know.)

They bought us to the rubber factory to inspect on the Occupational Health diseases HAHAHAHA WTF. Damn ridiculous can!

Oh and we were told that KFC and Secret Recipe have the highest rates of OH diseases so... HAK HAK HAK have you been eating KFC and SR lately!!! *evil grins*

*whispers* I actually ate a Dinner Plate few days ago wtf. I even scowled at the mother who tried to munch parts of my crispy chicken skin wtf.

This is Mr Yogendran stealing leftovers hahahahahah. ( he'll skin me kao kao and slash me into one thousand and one pieces if he sees this.)

Day out with the housies.

I know my floral top a bit fao kua SORRY LAH chiu lau heng mah wtf. ( Sorry we can't pose properly in pix)

Watched Phobia 2 and totally LOVED IT! hahahahha rated 5 stars out of 5 stars because I practically enjoyed every moment of it!

The other day Nyin and Jling came all the way to Serdang. For JI BAO GAI!

Hahahahaha seriously I think I'm a pretty good tourguide because I know where to get the BEST FOOD HAHAHA.

Hahahhaa NO NO NO THIS IS NOT THE BEST FOOD I WAS TALKING ABOUT!

Guess what was it!

Omg hahaha seriously I damn em hou yi see reveal what was it also wtf can Jing Ling/Nyin solve the mystery wtf.

Oklah imma tell you the answer but promise you'll never stare at me as if I'm an alien the next time you see me ok.

Its actually.. LEFTOVERS hahahaha. Seriously wtf this is the result ( AS USUAL) when 3 carnivores sit down and orders food. And the freaking food never fail to come with a little bit of vege here and there and so TA-DAH somebody came up with the oh-so-brilliant idea and made it into a new dish WTF.

I promise I'll NEVER EVER take shots of food leftovers again wtf

Another day out with the heng tais wtf.

The tall heng tais wtf. Freak, they reached the ceiling wtf @.@

Karaoke session was good wtf I sang k twice in 1.5 week. Dim Sum was NOT good wtf I think Kepong still serves the best dim sum wtf I had 4.5 rounds of dim sum in 1.5 week wtf. Now I see Suen calculating calories for me wtf. She's like the automatic calorie calculator wtf -_-

Ok and shopped till I lost count and bankrupt wtf.

Bought this high waist skirt and displayed it at home wtf

Imma need to get new glasses because I nearly broke my old one wtf.

Now there are 5 friggin' LONGGGG visible obvious scatches on BOTH the glasses wtf I'm mourning for it wtf. I stepped on it while kan cheong-ing over something FML. I even heard the 'CRAAACCCCK' sound wtf. HAIZ.

Seriously I think Im a big time helluva destroyer too. :( I just dropped my laptop onto the floor wtf :( and I threw my phone to the wall 2 days ago when the alarm annoyed me too much wtf. And that bugger asshole troubled my dad so much about the repair ( yesterday's unfortunate incident wtf) if I had the money I would have whipped it out and say NAH don't need you to pay lah wtf cause so much trouble wtf hahahaha but fact is I DON'T so ok file closed we'll see how it goes tomorrow WTF.

You know what's on my top 10 buy-list!!!! I WAN A FREAKING NICE-CAN-SHOW-FIGURE-BUT-NOT-TOO-REVEALING-CHEONGSAM!!! ( push up bra is a necessity when it comes to cheongsam wtf SAD.)

Ok this cheongsam from Nichii was obviously not the right one for me wtf it failed terribly. in hiding my lumps wtf.

Putrajaya Night Out

:))))

One Friday Suen & I rushed to Times Square for cheap dresses spontaneously. We speed shopped for 1 hour and rushed back to Equin Park for Cheah Yin's birthday party.

Very fau kua in same tops hahahaha but me likey!

Happy Birthday CCY in advanced! :)))

Yin's buddy feeding her with... I forgot wtf.

Most of them were with partners WTF so whenever the housies hang out I'll be dating Suen wtf hahaha. 2 pathetic girls make one happy pair!

See my happy partner and Aries Phooi on stage wtf. They were dedicating a song for Cheah Yin awww. :))

Mommy's Grad! :D

Look at her big wide smile! :D

Mum and her fellow bffs? hahaha, doesnt sound too right!

Boring but still, Congratulations, Mummy! :D Really proud of you.

Suen's sis birthday surprise.

Tze Chien, happy birthhhhhhday! Sorry for the miscalculating of your age hahahaha.

Another round of Field Trip to Klang.

We were all cravinggggg for Bak Kut Teh so much the indians couldn't resist the temptation too!

Lovey dovey. It was their 1st encounter with pork and was Kalai horrified looking at how Josephine and Moh and HER boyfriend herself ( Yog) munching intestines wtf. and me demanding for more fei zhu yuk from everyone wtf hahahha.

Ran in the rain back to the Spa Centre with only newspaper as shield wtf.

Outside the Spa. We were there for crappy Traditional Complementary Medicine research wtf.

Spaaa whooooosh. :)

Another day out with the housies. BAD DAY I must say.

This picture was extremely memorable because right after this picture was taken I slipped because my heels ko-ed wtf.

Outside Tropicana Life wtf so I meekly went it and got myself a pair of slippers I didnt like for 30 bucks wtf. Talk about bad timing isn't it. I was just a few steps more to the cinema!

I was so upset hence I slept through 2012 hahahahaha.

but managed to wake up during the kan cheong parts so it wasn't that bad after all. Suen and I wrapped ourselves up in her superbig scarf and slept so soundly while cheah yin teared herself through the touching scenes wtf.

Seriously, I didn't think the movie was touching enough. I prolly had higher expectations, sigh.

Green Tea drinking session at Sushi K wtf hahaha.

Ok i'll end this with a very ugly pic of the author wtf. ( I'm in the exact ugly state now because my eyes are STILL swollen and pimples are popping bagai cendawan tumbuh selepas hujan wtf hahahaha JOKE)

*chomping CJ burger wtf nommms nommmmmsssss chomp chomp chomp*

:)) <-- double chin wtf

A Hell Ride

2009-11-26T01:06:00.003+08:00

You know what, I've had enough of happening days.

SO SO SO ENOUGH LOR.

Ok anyway before I start babbling away, WELCOME BACK VIVIAN YAP hehehehe I'm so happy she's back but because of her I got into a car accident wtf nehmind nehmind it's all worth it boohoo ( Vivian are you in tears already!)

Yesterday went back to Help to so called study with Karying wtf.

WALAO EH I MISS HELP LOR. Met some A Lvls mate and Kar Ying's coursemates ( ie Crystal - whom Im very satisfied with hahaha wtf *nods wisely*)

I WANNA TRANSFER BACK CAN AH :(

I wanted to blog about this last night but I was too busyyyyyy.

The thing I miss most in HELP is..

ITS TOILET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Walao freaking dejavu the moment I entered the washroom hahahahaa because we used to spend so much time there ( because Kying is the toilet queen) and those Rooms-To-Let advertisements behind those toilet doors omg hahahahhaa very very very familiar.

and its ever-so-crowded library wtf hahaha. Except that they have this extra floor above and the computer lab for people to facebook wtf.

Okok back to serious topic. Ok maybe I shouldnt have leave college. Ok or maybe I should for the so called doctor dreams. Ok or maybe I shouldn't because see what notes have done to me now. Ok or maybe I should because Accounts/Law/Physco ain't my thing. Ok or maybe...

AH CUT THAT CRAP.

:(

Sigh. Reminiscence oh reminiscence. :(

Anyway! Then Suen, Yong Li, Yee Tong and Lynn Hooi dropped by at Kepong for dinner on their way back from Penang. I struggled so much debating with the father deciding where to bring them for dinner - aihs, cause Penang lang damn fussy when it comes to food its so hard to satisfy them! In d end we ended up at Kaka Bak Kut Teh and Honeymoon hahahhaa ok damn nice and they made my day too. I'm always proud when people say Kepong food nice LOLS.

Then rushed to Vivian's house for her so called surprise welcome back party WHICH WAS A FAILURE hahahaha. Kys and Wb were blowing up balloons at Kying's place while I was already at Viv's house waiting and to my horror I saw Viv comin back right before they arrived. All she saw were 3 horrifed faces with balloons behind their back hahahaha omg it was really funnayyy. We then drifted upstairs to place all smiley balloons on her bed and ta-daaaah! WELCOME BACK HONAYYYY! :D

1st round of catching up obviously wasn't enough. AT ALL.

This morning woke up at 7 for ECE at Hospital Serdang @.@ Paedetrics ward was ok. Babies crying everywhere. :( My heart shrank a little seeing those prematured babies on incubator. :( I could help but to feel blessed being born as a healthy baby. *tearful eyes*

Mummy, thanks for giving birth to me as a super healthy and fat baby! :)))) *hugs*

And then I spent half of my day in the hostel ALONE ( after Suen left and the rest of the housemates went home/went out to sing k) waiting for my dad to pick me up. ALONE. in an empty room ( just so you know, i packed most of my things back there was nothing much left in my room - no approriate clothes, no laptop, no charger, no books, no bolster, no notes, no nothing - only one FREAKING DUSTY BED)

and I spent that few hours sneezing my ASS away wtf. My eyes were so swollen they looked as if I just got beaten up by a gang of Banglaaaas! and my nose were nearly rubbed till it almost dislocated. I even had the urge to grab a knife and just amputate the nose because it was itching so badly I was cursing every single foul word I knew under my breath.

Then on the way back we got caught in the jam for TWO freaking hours. Sigh can reach Johor/Ipoh already you know. My eyes teared alll the way back ( I didnt cry - the swell was so severe it hurts!) and SERIOUSLY I dread traffic jams so so so so much Imma really break down into tears if I was alone. I don't like the idea of watching the clock tick away and there goes all my precious time spent on the road @.@ moreover it was so chronic it didn't move at all T_T for 2 hours @.@ God can watch 2 episodes of Born Rich got leftover time to MSN smore wtf sorry I'm very calculative one. :P

Reach home, the eyes were still HORRIBLE and my face swell so much I thought I looked like a 'zhu tau peng' ( pig head) sigh I thought I could never see sunlight anymore - I wouldn't dare to step out of the house looking like a pig head! After 2 episodes of Born Rich ( yes yes Im still so angry with Cheuk Yat Ming nowwwww baaahs if I were the scriptwriter I'll make him DIE in the most grossful way at the last episode wtf to satisfy all the audiences hahaha) and a comfy hot shower I felt all rejuvenated again!

Just when I thought my bad day ended there.

Ard 10ish Chatted with Viv on MSN and suddenly we suggested to continue our unfinished catching up session at Spicy. So off I went, in the mothers car because she drove mine out. At a traffic light, I stopped and while on the phone without noticing it was green already - a fucking BOMPPPPPPPPP! put me in shocking horrorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Fuck the impact was soooo huge a few more centimetres my head would have knocked right into the steering and I could have dieddddd T_T

that bugger came down and apologised wtf. I was like wtf are you gonna just apologise and go off wtf the back of the car was dented and the cencor light was damaged sigh. DAMN KAN CHEONG CAN. Called the parents for rescue before the line of cars behind honked and asked us to go settle by the road side wuwu. That freak called his gang of friends ( whom were nearby) - there were around 10 of them somemore was I freaked out to death T_T - i could have wet my pants patheticly wtf

Then the father came and talked to them for half an hour or so ( I left before they finished keng-ing because I'm mou yi hei like that hahaha wtf) and finally he is willing to pay phews. Now I hope by the time we send him the receipt he will settle it and never haunt me again wtf.

Reached Spicy around 11ish and had a good chat with Ritchie ( alamak taught him about vaginas and anus hahahaha wtf he must be a curious kid) - taught him per rectal examination in front of his mother some more WTF and yipee yay yay Vivian and her whole JET of stories ( which is now still unfinished- we will never run out of topics I guess)

Now I'm happy again wtf.

Remind me I'm still on my study break, not my sweet holidays yet.

I hope everything bad ends here and tomorrow's a beautiful beginning to my life.

Hmmm.

Notes #2

2009-11-24T01:15:00.004+08:00

I don't know what can I do now.

I'm waiting for 2 more mins for TEO JING LING'S stupid fruits to drop from their trees and harvest them.

Stupid Country Story. :S

Today is a very warafak day. I can't wait to sleep it off. :(

*

The other day I dreamt of lontar peluru. Yes, I was attempting to toss a 'peluru' and indeed I did. I heard a 'thump' and my reticular formation woke me up. I fumbled around to find what have I just tossed. It was my baby phone. FML.

SCRATCHES!

Damn, I lontar-ed with all my might you know! :(

FML.

Ps: Cant wait for Viv, Yu Jie and JC to touch down already. :(

I Permed My Hair

2009-11-22T18:08:00.003+08:00

Got my hair permed! Believe it or not!!!!

Nah, a clearer view of it! HAHAHAHAHA.

So do you like my loose curls!!!!?! :P :P :P

Notes

2009-11-22T00:29:00.002+08:00

Sometimes, I find myself missing my workload so much.

at least it distracts me from never-ending crappy thoughts and the silence around me.

How am I to struggle through this three whooping week of hardcore alone?

Lols, Jay-Z's Run This Town has been ringing through my ears the past hour. I wanna run down my town also already wtf. Why does this jogging urge always come past midnight?

Aights. No way I'm running down my neighbourhood now having stupid dogs barking at me wtf.

I kind of miss my hectic life now. Call me a workaholic hahahhaa.

Ps: FREAK. I FREAKING HATE CHEUK YAT MING in BORN RICH! Seriously can he like die in the last episode because he's such a trouble maker! Grrrs.

And NO I don't like neither Kam Leng/ Sam Hou now. But Gong Sum Gai is good! :D Keep watching people! :)

Medic Night 2009

2009-11-19T17:19:00.009+08:00

Backdated.

I suddenly have this urge of posting up pictures of unfamiliar faces and talking nuts about them lols.

The last 2 weeks had been too eventful I wasn't sure how did I spend/slack/play my ass off. We had 0 lectures and a few Service, Clients and Community trips and boy, they actually turned out to be pretty much fun! Didn't know boring clinics/waste disposal sites/tradtional complementary medicine can be fun too wtf hahaha. (shall blog about it laters) Shopped so much I'm super broke now I don't wanna spend a single penny on clothes/shoes/bags anymoreeeeeee. Basically watched all the movies I want and I'm so gonna do an official movie review like a pro hahaha. The mother's convocation was awesome ( I've yet to post all her supah hot pics hahahaha) - Sigh, so many pics on the camera/phone I very kan cheong now wtf. *fan nao fan nao*

Okok Imma type like a machine gun again now because time is running out! Today is the very last day of my third semester and I would loveeeee to proudly declare that THERE WILL BE NO MORE ASSESSMENTS FOR MEEEEE HURRRAYYYY! *throws confetti and runs around like a sakai*

We've come to a very very very end of our preclinical life baby! ARE YOU LISTENING HUMAN BEINGS?! *drums roll*

So for an auspicious round up for our end-of-all-theory-lectures-and-assessments, IMMA BLOG ABOUT MY CUTE COURSEMATES!

Ok about 3 weeks ago we had our annual Medic Night dinner. Didn't wanna blog about it initially because I thought it would be boring staring at unfamiliar faces over and over again eh ( BUT WAIT, maybe it wouldn't sound so dull if I add in a lil' beetle gossip about them wtf)

Shall we start?! *excited*

Now my high school girls can act like they know every single of my coursemate already! *yes talking about the kys and vivian hahahaha*

Ok seriously the pics are all so messy and scattered around so I decided to just grab some of them from Facebook and post it here lols so people if you see your ugly face here you're so the very honoured being the chosen ones! hahahahha like lah so big deal wtf.

1. Zaza Wong

Ok this very cute junior of mine was dancing her ass off to some supah cute and catchy indian song on stage. Mamamia, seriously the performances that night was splendid! My personal favourite would be the Indian dance hehehe ( tats why I chose Zaza haha nolah i ain't no biased ok)

2. Yong Li

You should know this guy because he is my chou lou, super man, ego, freaking tall, yi hei zai 200%, love advisor - teach me how to break up WTF, my chauffeur, hengdai, and he's the one you can never find emo ( I suspect he has some problem with his limbic system wtf) but I DO KNOW HOW TO MAKE HIM EMO!!!!

By provatising my blog hahaha then he cannot stalk me already lols.

Say hello to my yi hei zai Lee Yong Li it is! :)))) He's the one who never says no to my day outs, movie day outs / sing k day outs. :DDD

3. Yoggie

the one who enjoyed gobbling up pig intestines with us eating Klang Bak Kut Teh LOLS!

4. Chou Yee Tong

He's been missing in action for quite some time though, busy going after a girl, so typical of our playboy Chong! :P

5. Songbird and Dancing Queen Wen Qi

Too pretty to handle! :D Little Miss Perfect!

6. Rong Yao

Too smart to handle! :D One of our top students.

7. CUTE RACHEL!!!

Sharp tongue she has, but never fails to entertain us with her sarcasm and wits. Tan Yee Ann!

8. Roomie Hong

Best picture I had with her. :) What else is there to say about her la? -.- You prolly know her well enough already wtf.

9. Emcees of the night!

Modern version. With Jun Hui, Shalini and Liyana. Great performances that day people! :) *thumbs up*

The traditional version. Hahahaha Jun Hui looks like he's getting married wtf.

10. Meng Chun aka Mr Penang

Since he put in so much effort editting and photoshoppin his picture Imma steal his picture la wtf. Say hello to our muscle man Mr Goh. Trust me, I've seen his biceps and they're FOR.REAL.

11. B-Boy Lynn Hooi

He very tu lan me cause I annoy him too much by asking him to pose.

12. Kuan Peng

Love your floral dress! This girl here damn humerous from the outside, freakin emo from her inside. Girl, lets break the hell out of the emo world, there's so much fun, SALES and have I mentioned FUN waiting for us baby! :))) No emoe nemoe blog posts eh! :D *hard pats & tight hugs*

13. Kuan Meng aka Uncle.

No idea why they call him Uncle, I followed the crowd so I called him Uncle Saw too wtf. We did the exact pose we did during last year's Medical Night. He has the incredible ability to tone me down when I'm kan cheong, telling me its okay to skip a few classes hahaha. And his birthday video for me was so funnnnay I could laugh up till today can! :P

Oh and he's one big heaven of brilliant guy too. Sleeps and scores better than me. LIFE'S UNFAIR! I want half of your thalamus!

14. Keith Leung

Our trademark pose hahaha. We never had serious pictures together huh?

15. Kalai

Yog's loving partner. Malay dance, Chinese dance, Indian dance ( DUH!), Modern Dance, whatever dance you name it, she marvels at it! I love watching her graceful steps and sexy moves lah omg I can never get bored of her grooving to Jai Ho etc etc etc. Kalai, you make a very potential clubber haha. Nice cheongsam, btw! Eat more Bak Kut Teh and you'll grow out of it in no time!

16. Jun Hui

cheeky junior who obviously shares the similar character with me ( he was exactly as lazy and playful as I was in 1st year wtf) With your attitude (just like mine), I foresee a very young successful doctor in you in 5 years time! We gonna do great, hehs.

Oh he's a swimmer hahahah. Up for grabs, ladies!

17. Miss Nice Girl JULIA!

She's one of the nicest people I've ever met. All Kepong people are nice too, I guess! :DDDD

18. Mr Sharp Tongue JOSHUA

One of the most sarcastic guy I've seen. This CF senior of mine is capable of making me tongue tied with all his sarcasm and verbal attacks. BIG BULLY! :P ( Note that he's already a 5th year final student lols OLD WISE MAN)

19. Sis-co-Hsemate Josephine HEHE!

Where the whole 'HEHE' pronunciation began. Ok a random joke about her. The other day when we were happily discussing about our field trip to Klang, a Malay coursemate claimed that she's from Klang.

Jo immediately jumped into action, approached her and said rather loudly, 'Haa you're from Klang ah? I WANT.......'

and trails off. AND walks away hahahaha.

HAHAHAHA. I, on the other hand was quietly sippin my Dutch Lady saw everything and I asked Jo why did she stop halfway.

' Jo, don't tell me you wanna say YOU WANT BAK KUT TEH'

'YALAH hahahah how you know one! Then I dont know how to twist it so I just walk off HAHAHAHAH'

FUNNNNAYYY!

20. James

Jessie James! Hahaha. Now what about him, smart ass and a skilful basketballer despite his height hehehe.

21. Hsemate Iki.

What can I say about her.. Nice dress yooo! :D hahahah. She's a facebook freak who comments on nearly everybody's status and still gets excellent grades wtf.

22. Housemates from AG1. - the winner of the Dirtiest House, Messiest House, House with Most Shoes, and the Smelliest living room and toilet hahahahaha.

But look do we look decent! Nobody will know the dark secret of our horrendous house hahaha.

23. Suen, and my left view wtf

Got so sick of all my right faces heres my left one - looks weird, doesnt it?

And okay Suen is already overrated on this blog and got toxicity of promotion already wtf.

24. Durga

Smartest Lui Keong Yan I've ever came across. She speaks like a Barack Obama, debates like some top lawyer wtf, and leads like prolly the best leader in the world. She's probably everybody's idol, really.

25. Chee Yik

Yea I was blogging from the library and he came in. He then approached and kay-po I couldn't continue bloggin in front of him anymore lols. Smartest guy in 3rd year from Bentong ( mum's hometown), judging continuous rankings - he always come out as top in the annual rankings of results. You know, there're so many smartasses in this world its terrifying. Ive always thought the ratio of dumb to brilliant people is about the same but WRONG. I believe there're more bright homosapiens than idiotic ones in this world hahhaa because I'm in the bright category of course. *tilts head and walks off arrogantly wtf*

26. Calvin - 5th year

He says there's only 3 things in his life - stethoscope, basketball and his freaking mouse for Dota wtf. This Dota freak sapu-ed the Most Athletic Student Award - obviously his basketball skills were recognised coursewide wtf. He even claims that he can dunk hahaha WTF SURE BOH I thought dunks only exist in Lan Qiu Huo wtf.

27. Buddy Wong Teck Fui ( WTF)

5th year buddy from Sarawak. Another Dota freak - some even crowns him as the Dota King or what-not wtf. *shakes head*

I seriously don't get it. 23-24 years old young man clicking that freaking mouse away after studying Orthopaeds/ O&G. WHY LAR? Girls can never understand guys I suppose. Dota is crap, oops. :P *runs*

28. Ah Seng!

Heng Dai! who constantly nags about me not studying/skipping classes. *looks down*

29. I shall end this uber long post with a warm picture of The Four Musketeers.

Keith, Yours truly, Suen and AJ. ( AJ MIA during Medic Night because he was in a bad mood hahahaha)

Finally a decent picture of Keith? :P

BRAINS ARE CRAP

2009-11-17T01:10:00.003+08:00

Seriously never felt so stressed up before. My hippocampus is blank. Its NOT functioning. Do I have Alzheimer's or memory loss. My memory capacity is so tiny I can't fit anything into it! *shoves piles of notes in it and closes forcefully wtf*

CNS assessment tomorrow. Not done with Physio yet. Pharmaco is complete crapshit. CRAP! FUCKING CRAP!

CAN'T AFFORD TO FAIL ANOTHER ASSESSMENT AGAIN. :(

I AM VERY VERY VERY THE PUMPED UP TO THE HIGHEST STRESS LEVEL NOW. :( Do tell me you understand how I feel. PLEASE do. For I haven't been stressing out over studies for quite some time already WTF.

I NEED TO VENT OUT ALL MY FEELINGS BEFORE MY LIMBIC SYSTEM GOES CUCKOO.

I LOST MY MIND.

WHERE CAN I FIND IT BACK?

MAOI, SSRI, TCA, Come to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I desperately need more serotonin and dopamine.

Gingko Baloba!

Ibuprofen!

AHHH WHATEVER I know you wanna stab with a knife now.

Clasp Knife effect!

OMG.

I don't get it why do humans still need a brain, when they don't really use it also wtf.

Come on, girls think with their emotions while guys think with their testicles.

WE DON'T NEED BRAINS.

WHY STUDY?

Damn, I'm going back to my notes. Its gonna be a long, long, LONG night.

I am so gonna fail this very last assessment of my preclinical years.

T_T

I need a getaway

2009-11-15T00:19:00.003+08:00

The other day we happened to stop by Putrajaya for sightseeing.

There were obviously better photos in Keith's camera but mine wasn't that bad after all.

Hmm, this freaking place put me into some kind of unexplanable mode. Not exactly hyper over the view, not completely emo over the past, just... reminiscing I suppose. Hmm.

Everything that happened put me into this mundane thoughtful mode again. I guess I need a round of silent time again.

Or maybe a vacation would do me good!

A beach would be a perfect getaway right now.

If and only IF.

Open Your Eyes

2009-11-13T11:46:00.004+08:00

Open Your Eyes

and see the world for yourself.

Baaaahs! I need a break from all these! Life has been pretty happening in an awful way. Arghs. One moment you find yourself giggling so much your tummy aches, the next you get dragged down to hell. Imma tell you bout my very the happening life probably next week. Fucking busy and I hate it.

Meanwhile,

do you like my fake lashes? I think they do liven up my face - compare between right and left eye ( note that nil make up was put on) but I look so refreshed already. My usual botak face look so frail and boring - all you have to do is buy a pair of fake lashes from me, get a good lash adhesive glue ( from me also!) and stick 'em onto your eyes and voillaaaa! - don't need to apply thick eye shadows/big iris contacts/lash curler to look stunning already! ( PS: eh I just woke up when I tried those on ok! :) )

Get em from me for RM 3 bucks each ONLY! ONLY! While stock last.

Next post: Lovely pendants for RM5 ( with free necklace), Kawaii earrings you seldom get outside for RM 2 each ( when I say its cute means it is you've got to trust me), Bonita Necklaces for RM3 ( when I say bonita means its bonita wtf) - ok, pictures say 'em all - I'll post pixxx of them up soon!

Haih very busy. SAD. :(

I need a Hug

2009-11-13T10:20:00.002+08:00

T_____________T

Am I so worthless to the extent my feelings isn't worth caring for?

Sigh.

:(
:( :( :(

Fking Hurt, fking emo, fking upset. I can't imagine all the upcoming disasters. :(

Happy 500th!

2009-11-10T21:15:00.003+08:00

500TH POST!

*opens champagne*

hahahaha seriously I've been diligently working on my one-post-a-day plan because I can't wait till I reach the 500th post!

Hello its me again! *1000 mega watt smile*

Today I woke up with a huge swollen eye.

2 reasons.

Either I cried too much in my dream - in which I didn't.

Or my abusive roomate gave me a punch while I was asleep.

Sigh. Poor me.

*

Ok to kick off this 500th post officially ( above was just some random crap to errr inofficially kick start wtf) Imma talk about the..

Weather! Okay, Weather hasn't been good lately. Gloomy skies drowns me in overwhelming despair. Hmm, its not lovesick nor stress. Just the mood swing, I think they call this PMS. So many things to look forward this week, I enjoy the housemates' companion and familiar laughters all over again. I'm glad every broken piece has fall back into its place, things are serene and peaceful now. I owe this all to Him.

Gonna start practising Christmas carols like really soon. The anticipation! :) All the activities and events lined up are the only reasons why I'm still struggling to survive through this hardcore. Not really hardcore yet, but all tension and stress are yet to arrive. Not sure how far can I go, but blessed am I with strength and wisdom, hmmm, boo Finals!

Oh so where was I.. the weather! Today, surprisingly weather was fine.Cldn't help but to feel all cheery after my evening jog. Chilly weather makes me a happy girl! Lalala.

I need new songs so desperately! I've been super addicted to Boys Like Girls soooo much now! The vocalist super shuaiiiii ok! =DDDDD ( ok googled! Martin Johnson it is! :)) )

And who has the movie A Walk To Remember? Baaaahs. I wanna watch it lah I didn't know Mandy Moore is playing the lead role ok I love all Mandy Moore's songs grrr. The book was superb and I.WANT.TO.WATCH.THE.MOVIE. But movies always let me down because they're always not as good as the novel itself. Hmm, nevertheless, no harm trying! ( Note: I hated the movie PS I Love You and all Harry Potter mv though. :S And I hated Twilight and I doubt if I'm gonna watch New Moon lols I see many Cullen fans rolling their eyes at me already lol.)

Ok I hereby announce that I wanna watch 2012 because erm.. its overrated hahaha. Everyone's talking about it gosh! Oh yes and the fourth kind was a blast. I've never really watched a documentary kind of movie like this but I thought it was nice. And terribly freaky because I don't get to cheat myself ( like I always do) that movies are fake and unreal. This freaking movie is for REAL and NO JOKE wtf.

You know I'm a very considerate person I hate spoilers hence I won't be revealing anything about this movie because you people ought to go check it out! Then we can all sit together and have a small debate over it sighssss I don't wanna suffer pondering about the mystery alone and freaking myself out from time to time. T__T

The world's so unreal. Somebody tell me if aliens exist. I want evidence. Don't show me frivilous pictures of UFOS and green pixies wtf.